The federal government just set a deadline we can't get around.
For ten years, this was the easiest part of the evening: the same small ritual, the same result, no matter what the day had been. A new rule takes effect December 11, and after that we can't get it to your door anymore.
Mike Lee,
A rule most people never saw coming
This didn't come from a press release we wrote or a marketing calendar we control. It came from Washington, on a timeline that gave an entire category of small, everyday routines a hard stop.
We have spent ten years building something people could count on the same way every time. A regulator's decision does not care how long that took, or how many evenings it was part of. It sets a date, and the date is December 11.
We are telling you this plainly because the alternative, softening it into a routine sale, would not be honest. Once this date passes, we do not know when, or whether, we will be allowed to offer this again.
Ships in 1 to 3 days. Nothing to cancel later.
How we actually make it
We built this around consistency. That is exactly what makes losing it harder.
Every batch comes from the same source, grown the same way, measured to the same standard, unchanged since we started. We are not naming that because it sounds impressive. We are naming it because it is the part a federal rule change cannot touch, and the part you are actually losing access to.
One source. One standard. No middlemen, no outsourcing, no last-minute substitutions to hit a deadline.
Why we're telling you to order more than feels normal
This is not a sales tactic. It is a shrinking window.
Under ordinary circumstances, we would never suggest ordering a year's worth of anything. This is not an ordinary circumstance. What we make holds for roughly two years on a shelf, well past December 11.
Reordering will not be an option once the rule takes effect. The product sitting in your cabinet does not expire on the government's timeline. That is the entire reason the larger supply sizes exist below. Not an upsell, a fact about a window that is closing and will not reopen on our terms.
If you have ordered from us for years, order what you would have ordered anyway, just earlier than planned. If you have never tried it, this is an unusual moment to start, and, for now, the last one available.
Before you order
A plain check, so this actually fits you.
This is for you if
- ✓ You want the same result, reliably, every time
- ✓ You have been burned by something unpredictable before
- ✓ You would rather order once than manage a subscription
- ✓ You understand this window closes December 11
This is not for you if
- ✕ You are subject to workplace or sport testing
- ✕ You want the strongest thing on the shelf
- ✕ You are looking for a medical outcome
- ✕ You need this to arrive after December 11
December 11 is a date we don't control.
One-time orders. Nothing to cancel. Thirty days to change your mind, while that is still ours to offer.
Time left to order
cannot ship after December 11.